Colonel Sanders Gets Cosmetic Surgery

New KFC Logo

KFC has changed its logo and announced that it will stop using trans-fats by some time next year. The rebranding exercise has seen their usually chubby Colonel Sanders undergo some extensive facial surgery, probably involving botox injections into his forehead, lips and chin with some hardcore liposuction on his cheeks and chins.

The KFC press release is more focused on the addition of an apron to the logo:

The apron symbolizes the home-style culinary heritage of the brand and reminds customers that KFC is always in the kitchen cooking delicious, high-quality, freshly prepared chicken by hand, just the way Colonel Sanders did 50 years ago.

From the way they talk about their food you would think they are a reputable restaurant! Has anyone been to a KFC recently? They are even worse than McDonalds!